CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Sunday 14th Dec 2025 7-9pm - £12.50pp
Thursday 18th Dec 2025 7-9pm - £12.50pp
326 Red Hill, Wateringbury, Kent, ME18 5LD
This is a charity event supporting SATEDA
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Get ready to jingle your bells and tingle with laughter. This is a night of unapologetic festive fun as Lorraine dives into the chaos, quirks, and comedy of Christmas!
Drawing on her life observations and personal experiences, she unwraps the awkward encounters, over-the-top traditions, family dramas, and seasonal silliness we all know too well—served with her signature sexual references, sass and laugh-out-loud storytelling.
With razor-sharp wit and “naughty list” humour, Lorraine takes on everything from dodgy Secret Santas to tinsel tantrums, mistletoe mishaps, and the madness of holiday cheer gone wrong. No topic is off-limits, and no punchline is too bold.
This is a Christmas comedy with bite - a hilarious celebration of the festive season and perfect for grown-ups who like their holiday spirit shaken, not stirred!
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CHARITY
There will be a donation box and a charity raffle in support of a designated charity, so please bring some loose change and a few pennies for the raffle. All proceeds go to SATEDA is a specialist domestic abuse charity based in Kent (covering Swale, Maidstone and the wider Kent region), and winners will be announced during the event.
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ADULT ONLY
OVER 18 - Adult content - not for the faint-hearted or those of a sensitive disposition. Lorraine's signature sexual references throughout the show.
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REFRESHMENTS
You're welcome to bring your own alcohol, but we kindly ask that you do not bring soft drinks or mixers, as these are available to purchase at the venue.
A selection of reasonably priced hot drinks is also available.
Please note: the bar operates on a cash-only basis.
MEET YOUR AWESOME HOST - LORRAINE
Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter, learning, with Lorraine - multi-award-winning speaker, bestselling author, healer, and now… stand-up comedian! Lorraine’s comedy debut brings her fearless and hilarious take on the often awkward, surprisingly empowering, and undeniably funny world of sex, intimacy, and pleasure to the stage.
From an early age, Lorraine has always made people laugh with her dry but infectious sense of humor. For over 20 years, she balanced two wildly different roles: inspiring teenagers as a schoolteacher by day, while exploring the realms of swinging, kink, and BDSM by night. After leaving the classroom, she shifted her focus to teaching mindfulness, tantric massage, and somatic bodywork, ultimately becoming the Sexual Empowerment Liberator. Today, she empowers others to shed shame, embrace joy, and live with confidence — all with a healthy dose of laughter.
Lorraine has trained with comedy legend Jay Sodegar and The Laughing Horse Brighton and combines her wit, wisdom, and wild stories to smash taboos with humour and heart. Whether she’s cracking jokes about topics most people won’t even whisper or offering fresh perspectives on embracing your true self, Lorraine’s unique blend of hilarity and honesty will leave you inspired, empowered, and in stitches.
EVENT INFORMATION
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Email
hello@orgasmiclife.me
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Phone
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Address
326 Red Hill
Wateringbury
Kent . ME18 5LD
WHAT OTHER'S SAY ABOUT LORRAINE....
Upon seeing the announcement for Lorraine's talk and its topic, I initially doubted its relevance to my business. However, I couldn't have been more mistaken! Lorraine expertly read the audience and delivered a thought-provoking, humorous talk. At times, I found myself laughing out loud while also reflecting on its connection to my business. The presentation left me eager to explore ways of incorporating her ideas into my projects. Furthermore, it sparked thoughts on how we ought to support the upcoming generation in building confidence, embracing self-comfort, and realising their full potential.
Lorraine is a truly amazing, charismatic and entertaining speaker. Above all though, what makes her so special is her authenticity and courage to speak her truth. If you ever have a chance to listen to her - don't miss out, you won't regret it!!!
Absolutely fantastic !!! What else can I say
Lorraine is an amazing speaker, a life liberator and an inspiration to all of us in our community. She has a great mission to raise awareness about an important and yet a taboo topic 'SEX' , how embrace that can have tremendous effect to our personal and professional lives. The world is a better place because people like Lorraine. So many people need to hear her message. Go Lorraine x
Lorraine you nailed it! You were witty and your presentation oozed emotional intelligence, facts, vulnerability and fun! Congratulations!
Lorraine talks from a level of knowledge which is empowering and refreshing, she pulls no punches and tells it like it is. If you are looking for an honest, relaxed and approachable speaker I would recommend Lorraine Crookes
I must admit that many of us find sex and sexuality a taboo topic and worst in the landscape of a corporate environment at work with all the scandals and the #metoo liberating words has gotten things sometimes even more complicated to talk in a certain way. But this woman, a top speaker and expert is another level, she brings intelligence, education, humor, honesty and a higher lever of thinking when talking about business, sexuality and the energy we must combine to be at the top of our game. I won’t say more. Contact her and see for yourself Lorraine you are worthy to be listened in any business, social , educational, and entertainment industry as your presentation was a masterclass of life. Well done Thomas
5 stars for this lady! Lorraine does not disappoint. I saw her at a live event last weekend and she blew me away. With her wisdom, knowledge and humor she breaks through barriers and taboos to help people with their sexuality and issues that they might have around it.
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